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"We're tourists! We're from Canada! ... If you're gonna bring in food for the goddamn cops, why not bring in some for the goddamn tourists!" - The archetype of the Ugly Canadian commenting on a bank robbery turned to hostage situation.

"I'll jack that motherfucker up. I don't care. I love gettin' in someone's ass... ...So, um, fuck 'em" - A Lake County deputy sheriff.

I need to watch the local news more. It's better than the Daily Show.